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Developer / Humor - Red War | 3D Sci-Fi Squad FPS Game

Favorite Pictures


letterz_n_shit.jpg: 394x500, 24k (2008-02-14 02:09) tan_lines.jpg: 600x401, 55k (2008-02-14 02:09)


Programming Quotes


Beware of programmers that carry screwdrivers.
- Anonymous

There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who do not.
- Anonymous

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
- Bill Gates

Why bother with subroutines when you can type fast?
- Vaughn Rokosz

Java is, in many ways, C++--.
- Michael Feldman

Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OSes is like saying that anal-sex is nice because it works on all genders.
- Alanna

A known bug is better than an unknown feature.
- Manoj Sati

Stupid bug! You go squish now!!
- Homer Simpson

The Internet? Is that thing still around?
- Homer Simpson

Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue.
- PC (Computer)

The city's central computer told you? R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!
- C3PO

Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good;

and when it is bad, it is better than nothing.

- Dick Brandon

In C++ it's harder to shoot yourself in the foot, but when you do, you blow off your whole leg.
- Bjarne Stroustrup

There are only two kinds of programming languages: those people always bitch about and those nobody uses.
- Bjarne Stroustrup

Software is like sex: It's better when it's free.
- Linus Torvalds

We made the buttons on the screen look so good you'll want to lick them.
- Steve Jobs

We should forget about small efficiencies, say about 97% of the time: premature optimization is the root of all evil.
- Donald Knuth

Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899

I don't care if it works on your machine! We are not shipping your machine!
- Vidiu Platon


Links


Louis CK standup clip at "Cinema Classics in NYC 8/3/04

The ultimate song. "The humans are dead"

Which Programming Language Are You?

Funny Things Seen In Source Code And Documentation

Programming Puns