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Beware of programmers that carry screwdrivers.

- Anonymous

There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who do not.

- Anonymous

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

- Bill Gates

Why bother with subroutines when you can type fast?

- Vaughn Rokosz

Java is, in many ways, C++--.

- Michael Feldman

Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OSes is like saying that anal-sex is nice because it works on all genders.

- Alanna

A known bug is better than an unknown feature.

- Manoj Sati

Stupid bug! You go squish now!!

- Homer Simpson

The Internet? Is that thing still around?

- Homer Simpson

Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue.

- PC (Computer)

The city's central computer told you? R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!

- C3PO

Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good;

and when it is bad, it is better than nothing.

- Dick Brandon

In C++ it's harder to shoot yourself in the foot, but when you do, you blow off your whole leg.

- Bjarne Stroustrup

There are only two kinds of programming languages: those people always bitch about and those nobody uses.

- Bjarne Stroustrup

Software is like sex: It's better when it's free.

- Linus Torvalds

We made the buttons on the screen look so good you'll want to lick them.

- Steve Jobs

We should forget about small efficiencies, say about 97% of the time: premature optimization is the root of all evil.

- Donald Knuth

Everything that can be invented has been invented.

- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899

I don't care if it works on your machine! We are not shipping your machine!

- Vidiu Platon